Something frivolous for a Friday afternoon.
As I’m in the advanced stages of editing my second novel (which has a seemingly strange premise – more on that here), I thought it would be a good opportunity to look at some of the strange offerings already out there.
No really, you’re most welcome.
Not as cool as you guys.
To be honest, I can only dream of the kind of awesome you’re talking about.
What? Say what?
Do readers have to die before reading the book? Or do you do some real life planning before slipping off that mortal coil…?
My dog is a ginger Hungarian Vizsla. I hope it works for short hair as well because I’ll be knitting both my children all of their winter sweaters from her hair from now on. Except… well, she doesn’t really shed. Should I just shave her?
So many questions unanswered…
You didn’t think you cat lovers would be left out, did you? Oh no.
Hours of fun and laughter crafting with cat hair. Hours, I tell thee.
You thought toilets were just for defecation, right?
Wrong, so very, very wrong. As wrong as Katie Hopkins (sorry, just did a little bit of sick in my mouth) on just about everything that drools out of her viscous, obnoxious mouth.
So, no more slacking on the toilet. It’s yoga time. Got it?
Get fit without getting out of bed. It’s like dieting without giving up chocolate, wine or cakes. Something like that anyway.
He just wants to live his life that way.
Sounds kind of fun, actually…
Okay. This one I can go with.
Happy weekends everyone 😀
Beat The Rain, Bestselling JHP Fiction title 2016, Goodreads Choice Awards nominee, Best Debut Author. It’s out now. You should probably buy it. You know you want to.
It’s not funny, by the way. Well, it is a little bit. Mostly it’s sad. And truthful and honest about the human condition… stuff like that.